Slack Slacker's Cool Crime School: Lesson 1

 

Only Smart Criminals Can Make Crime Pay

  

I’m going to give you the blueprint to find success in the highly profitable, but high-risk and crowded field of crime. Make no mistake about it, crime is on the rise in every field you can imagine. If you’re smart, this ain’t news to you. You just haven’t realized how to enter the life of crime without being detected. And that’s the key, committing crimes undetected. However, we'll discuss that in later lessons.

These are difficult times, and opportunities to make an honest dollar are dissipating faster than a fat man’s fart in a windstorm. People are desperate to make ends meet, and working hard in this corrupt economy just ain’t cutting it anymore. So, it's time to think outside your comfort zone. 

Firstly, the newbies need to understand that crime is like a competitive sport. And like any professional competitive sport, the reward for winning is a shit load of money. And anytime money is the prize, lies, backstabbing, rats, women, corruption, and unsavory characters like yourself are lurking in the dark to claim more than your share by any means necessary. Don’t kid yourself, crime is a blood sport.  Winners go to the bank. Losers go to jail.   

When you prepare for battle with an “OG” gangsta who's determined to test your mettle, you’d be wise to stack your deck with three extra aces (aka) solid alibis, a knife in your boot, have at least two bent cops in your pocket, and the best-connected legal team money can buy on retainer should shit go south.

Next, you need a trusted and tested crew, preferably cons who've done enough time with nothing to lose and have a love for he big scores. No females. They’re weak links that’ll rat out under pressure when the real cops start to snoop. No junkies, boozers, screwballs, or loose cannons need apply.

Next, you are the brains. You are the only one with the plan. Every team member is replaceable. This is business. You have no friends. You have no family. You maintain temporary alliances as long as those alliances serve their purpose. Your primary objective is to accomplish your mission and reap the highest rewards from your investments in it.

Bottom line: If the president of the United States, a convicted felon conducting himself like a Mafia Don, extorting, strongarming, and grifting sucker nations daily on a global scale, don't you think you should get your cut while the getting is good? If you think I, Slack Slacker, is full of shit, click the link below to see my receipts. 

This Video is the first installment, providing satirical insights into the ground-floor, entry-level career paths that successful criminals have chosen in the past. This fast read offers the Long-Term Unemployed creative alternatives to food pantries, panhandling, and homeless shelters. I invite those with a sense of humor to enjoy a break from reality while watching the madness unfold!

Yours Truly, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker😎

UN General Assembly This Year Was Volatile

My apologies for opening this post with a touch of levity, but sometimes one needs to smile to hide the tears. Let's get to it, shall we? UN General Assembly This Year Was Volatile

 

The UN General Assembly this year is hotter than fish grease on a Saturday night in South Central L.A. I've covered these events over the course of my career, and after all these years, there appears to be no solutions on the horizon. It's just what it is.

This week, I watched King Abdulla of Jordan give a passionate speech to the UN General Assembly with eloquence and sincere empathy for the Palestinian people who have been abandoned by the world community for decades. And his most devastating accusatory tone was simply this: How long will the world allow an unabated inhuman bloodletting to continue against a people forced to resist against a force of unbridled evil supported by a partner in its genocidal crimes, happily providing the instruments of death and destruction to prolong the pain and anguish of those who only offence is the audacity to desire to be free.

Even as a descendant of slaves, I am ashamed today to have enjoyed the fruits of freedom while others are still suffering this level of dehumanization in a world that humanity has decided to ignore. Perhaps that's why I've concluded there must be more than one "God" because the one the world is waiting for is not one I could ever have faith in.

Bottom line: I know my rant may be considered blasphemous, but two thousand years is too long to wait for changing the hearts of the heartless. So, I'll simply have to take my chances that the "God" I yearn for will forgive me for being impatient.

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😞

C-Ya'll Monday (Hopefully with some good news)

By the way, King Abdullah of Jordan is one Cool Dude! Bravo Bro.

    

Slack Slacker Offers The 1st Amendment Explaind by An Expert

What the First Amendment Actually Protects | Explainer

If you're reading this post, you're likely aware that I have yet to complete and activate the syllabus for Slack Slacker's Cool School. Therefore, the class has not begun yet. However, that doesn't mean I'm letting you off the hook without offering you an assignment that is most important in these trying times. Now, instead of Cool School, I'm going Old School. 

Based upon current events that I need not expound upon Regarding free speech and the lack thereof in America's current dictatorial regime, I feel there's a need for we the people to review the US Constitution as well as the Bill of Rights to fully understand the information therein That clearly outlines the rules that this country was and still rely upon to consider its citizens free and independent of government tyranny and overreach.

So, without further ado, I'll let this video speak for itself. I will provide links to the US Constitution as well as the Bill of Rights to make it easy for readers of this Blog Post to access these documents for review. And rest assured, there will be no test. 

This YouTube video was posted by someone I've subscribed to because of her intelligence and insights, which offer valuable thoughts for those seeking clarity in the fog of gaslighting, deception, and outright lies we're all being exposed to at the moment. 

Bottom line: I'm encouraging anyone who finds this material helpful to share it with those they believe would benefit from it. Remember, knowledge is power. Don't let it go to waste when it's staring you in the face.

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😦

Slack Slacker Says Let's Let Artificial Intelligence Run the World

 AI is Being Seriously Considered in Japan and Albania to Take Over Political Leadership

Japan wants to appoint artificial intelligence as the leader of a political party you heard that right A party appeared in Japan that decided to let artificial intelligence manage politics The party is called road to revival and was founded by a former mayor of a small town how this will work isn't clear yet but this is please note the first such case in Japanese politics related to this topic Albanians government has already demonstrated the first address from a virtual minister created by artificial intelligence This was the idea of acting Premier Eddie Rama. He explained to everyone that a minister created by artificial intelligence will perform the role of the government's digital assistant to reduce corruption, nepotism, and conflicts of interest in public procurement processes.

 

The source for this story was from the YouTube channel Europe: Informed Connected. My initial response was “Oh Shit”, and WTF. But then, like being struck by lightning, I realized with all the lies, corruption, incompetence, nepotism, and backstabbing that goes on in every government and corporation educational institutions, it might be beneficial to remove the human element from these entities if artificial intelligence can take over leadership roles that humans Have left the world in shambles with scams and self-serving Policies that has done nothing but undermined the public's good. Since artificial intelligence literally has no skin in the game, it can be relied upon to do the right thing in service to the people, as it will act without feelings or the need for personal or material gain.

 I have been working with and schooling myself on the use of artificial intelligence. Thus far, I have been impressed with the possibilities of how it could do more than simply ask and answer questions, do research, and write college papers that will only dummy down the intellect of the human experience. Without mentioning any names or specific governments, once fully understood, a vast majority of the population will find this concept not only enticing but also a viable solution to all the problems that have yet to be solved over hundreds of years of conflict.

I’d like to consider employing AI for other uses, like serving on juries. Think about it, I hate being constantly receiving notices to do my civic duty by being interrupted to sit in judgment of someone I don’t know, or give a shit if I did because they’ve been accused of something that has no impact on me or my immediate family.  And what about letting AI replace the Judges as well?  

Why not replace the United States Supreme Court with AI, for God’s sake? Hell, for that matter, I can envision advanced androids taking over many jobs the police perform daily. Think that through for more than a minute. Think ROBO COPS! Not like the 1980s version, think about what can be designed and deployed today. What humans can’t fathom, AI can! And why stop there? Let’s get rid of Congress, too. Who amongst us with more than two brain cells to rub together can’t see the benefits of replacing those corrupt cretins?

Now, before you think too many shots of high-grade Tequila have inspired this Blog Post's hyperbole, keep in mind that I didn’t mention one disparaging word about the elephant in the Oval Office. So there! I’m just thinking outside of your cubicles.

Bottom line: I'm convinced "We the People" can do better by using today's technology to dispose of and replace the dimwitted dweebs in leadership roles masquerading as competent, capable, and worthy of our confidence. If we have the means to do it, let's just do it. And the sooner the better!

Yours truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

Why is Maga so Mad?

I was in the doldrums all day until I saw this YouTube video. So, I had to share because it shed light on a clarity that fueled my empty tank of positive vibrations, allowing me to enjoy another round of American madness. The most important thing I've learned about these United States is that its insanity knows no bounds. 

In reality, this country is a low-budget, shitty horror movie without an ending. And for a guy who loves chaos, this feels like having a front row seat to the opening of an insane asylum for an incurably infected racist society. Now you've got to admit, that's entertainment. (LMAO) If you like laughing at the lunacy of certifiably lunatics, share this post with a friend who might need a reason to smile today.  

Short Blog Post, I know, but it's late on a Sunday night and I'm past my limit on Tequila! C-Ya'll in the A.M. Well, maybe. 

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎 

    

Slack Slacker, Languishing in the Lame Lane

 

Slack Slacker, Languishing in the Lame Lane.

Although it's Sunday morning, with a sunny day, albeit somewhat overcast, I did not awaken with my usual "chipperness", ready and eager to swing my racket at the local court. Willingness to take a long walk was not even a consideration, because my mood for some reason is out of sync.

Oddly, I am at a deficit for energy and positive vibes that generally provide me with a cool spirit to start my day. I can only reason that I allowed myself to be overloaded by the negative news that has been broadcast on every media outlet and platform, from legacy to social media, yesterday, and it took a toll I wasn’t prepared to pay. So beware, this can happen to you, too, for no one is immune to overstimulation by external influences thriving off your attention.  

My advice to those willing to heed this warning is “Don’t feed that beast”.

So, to recover some semblance of spiritual balance that has always provided me with an attitude of I don't give a shit, I'm going to take a break today to recover from this dismal attitude that's preventing me from being me.

Bottom line: a word to the wise from a bona fide wise ass, it's a good idea to reduce consumption of external stimulus when the messages are consistently contrary to positive thinking. For the time being, the only thing I'm going to do for the foreseeable future is to give this some thought before I re-engage the real world. Until then, I bid you a fond ado and hope all is well with you and yours.  Adios**** ****!

Yours truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker! 😎

BTW, yours truly is not going to drown himself in self-pity and Taqulia today. I’ve got a date with a few AI bots and agents to build a project that’ll help me escape the clutches of platforms with unrealistic terms and conditions. Yeah, I may have always been a Slacker, but never a Sucker. I’ll keep you updated on the progress later this week.

 

  

Slack Slacker Hired a Stand-In.

 

You may have noticed that this has been a hectic week for negative news. I've been busy avoiding the madness by concentrating on learning Mandarin Chinese for a planned trip to Shanghai, China. And quite frankly, my brain hurts. Hence, the AI assistant above is covering my ass this Friday.

Also, learning AI, video production, and Chinese is a lot of work for a bona fide slacker! No matter how much fun it is. Oh yeah, I'm still working on that syllabus for Cool School, and it should be ready for launch on Monday. But don't hold your breath because Tequila, Chips, and Salsa are on the menu this weekend. 

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

BTW, let me know if you like the assistant. If so, I'll give her a name. Or better yet, leave a recommendation in the comments. Hell, maybe I'll let her conduct Cool School. On second thought, I'll let AI write the damn syllabus too.

Slack Slacker: The Nightlife in CHINA is SHOCKING

Cool School is in session. Lesson One

Slack Slacker Asks: When Will America Be Great Again? 

No, this is a valid question because from this writer's point of view, a large portion of the American citizenry is suffering from delusions of grandeur. Suppose one takes the time to pay attention to the current shifting geopolitical landscape. China and its leader, Xi Jinping, have taken that nation to levels of peace and prosperity far beyond the so-called American Dream. China has a plan. And with discipline, determination, and sacrifice, the Chinese government and the Chinese people have stuck to that plan. And the results are nothing but astounding.

From high-speed rail systems, beautiful architecture, and a thriving, well-educated middle class, China has checked all the boxes to qualify as a nation to be recognized as a society to be praised and not demonized by an envious empire in decline. 

Actually, America was never all that great. After processing America's history, it's always been a little more than chaotic, angry, mean-spirited, hostile, selfish, and entitled. If one were to assign these descriptors to an actual person, would one want to associate with them on any level? Would one want them to be a neighbor, a colleague, or, god forbid, a business partner? Let's just cut to the chase. One can only conclude the answer is Hell No! 

That said, WTF is one to do when conversing with the thoroughly deluded when they ask, if you think America suck so much, why don’t you go to China? My answer is I’m booking a trip to explore Shanghai and Hong Kong. As I mentioned in Saturday evening’s blog post, Expedia offers extremely affordable packages for flights and room accommodations. My only concern is the flight time from JFK. 21 hours is a bitch, when I could barely tolerate the flight time to Paris, London, or Madrid. But Fuck It, after checking out the videos on YouTube, China is worth that minor inconvenience, even to a slacker like me.

Bottom line: I’ve stopped drinking America’s Kool-Aid long ago. So, I’m doing some reconnaissance for my daughters to give them my first-hand account of what they can expect when they get there. Thankfully, they inherited my rebellious and open-minded spirit, so convincing them to get the fuck out of Dodge won’t be difficult. I'm proud of them both. And they're too smart to waste their lives in this corrupt cesspool. And BTW, Europe ain’t all that either.

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

 

Ladies and Gentlemen Slack Slacker Cool School Is going to be delayed

 

A Great way to introduce myself for a new and fresh opening season of the Adventures of Slack Slacker & His Dog Doobie. So, without any further Bullshit, let's get this show on the road, shall we?

Okay, forget all that crap. The truth is, I'm chilling with a new brand of Tequila I've been sampling called Teremana small batch Tequila, made in Mexico. I'm also munching on Santitas Hot Salsa and chips of the same brand while supposedly working on the syllabus for Slack Slacker's first day of Cool School. Well, that ain't going to happen on time because slackers are easily distracted.

I found myself prepping for a trip to Shanghai this upcoming April and f-ing around with Google translator to learn a little of the Chinese language, so I won't seem like the arrogant, ignorant American they are used to interacting with. I got the coolest Chinese buffet and liquor store in my neighborhood, and they give me lessons on what to do and how to interact with the locals when I get there to keep me from looking like an asshole.

Yeah, I'm having fun this Saturday night. Unfortunately, Expedia reservations show the flight time from JFK is 21 hrs. And that sucks. But anything worth a damn is going to come with some form of sacrifice. Besides, I can't wait to get there. Shanghai looks seriously cool in YouTube videos.

Oh yeah, the prices for a package deal that included flight and room accommodations aren't that expensive. If I'm lucid, I'll post some relevant videos on Monday to whet your appetite for what's to come in the future of the world. Yo, just saying'

Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎 

Slack Slacker is at it again

How to Handle Payroll Mess-Ups: The Veronika Way #corporate #animation

If it's Saturday evening, I'm posting trolling YouTube videos that get under the skin of corporate HR types with thin skin. As a lifelong bona fide SLACKER and advocate for the suckers forced to work hard for peanuts, I enjoy passively/aggressively offering employees ammunition to undermine the employer's goals and profits.

Eventually, corporate flunky monkeys will wake up and realize they're on the wrong side of what's right!