A Great way to introduce myself for a new and fresh opening season of the Adventures of Slack Slacker & His Dog Doobie. So, without any further Bullshit, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Okay, forget all that crap. The truth is, I'm chilling with a new brand of Tequila I've been sampling called Teremana small batch Tequila, made in Mexico. I'm also munching on Santitas Hot Salsa and chips of the same brand while supposedly working on the syllabus for Slack Slacker's first day of Cool School. Well, that ain't going to happen on time because slackers are easily distracted.
I found myself prepping for a trip to Shanghai this upcoming April and f-ing around with Google translator to learn a little of the Chinese language, so I won't seem like the arrogant, ignorant American they are used to interacting with. I got the coolest Chinese buffet and liquor store in my neighborhood, and they give me lessons on what to do and how to interact with the locals when I get there to keep me from looking like an asshole.
Yeah, I'm having fun this Saturday night. Unfortunately, Expedia reservations show the flight time from JFK is 21 hrs. And that sucks. But anything worth a damn is going to come with some form of sacrifice. Besides, I can't wait to get there. Shanghai looks seriously cool in YouTube videos.
Oh yeah, the prices for a package deal that included flight and room accommodations aren't that expensive. If I'm lucid, I'll post some relevant videos on Monday to whet your appetite for what's to come in the future of the world. Yo, just saying'
Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎
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