Issues Under Fire: AI Warfare is Here, Believe it or Not! Warning, Warning...

 

Welcome back to another edition of Issues Under Fire. I’m Adam First, sitting in for Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker. And I hope this post will scare the living shit out of you. So, pay attention! Hey, it’s what Artificial Intelligence will imagine when left unattended. So, let’s get to it, shall we? Forget what you know about warfare. The next global conflict won't be fought with tanks and jets but with lines of code and algorithms. We're stepping into the era of cyberwarfare 2.0, an invisible battlefield where the soldiers are artificial intelligences. This isn't science fiction, it's happening right now. Nation-states are already probing and attacking critical infrastructure, power grids, water supplies, and financial systems. But the game is changing; the rapid acceleration of AI development means we're on the cusp of something far more sophisticated and dangerous. I need to talk about this urgently. What makes this new era so different is that it's the dual nature of AI on the offensive side. Imagine AI creating hyper-personalized phishing emails for thousands of targets simultaneously and making them almost impossible to spot. Picture malware that constantly rewrites its own code to evade detection or autonomous AI agents that can infiltrate a network, find vulnerabilities, and launch an attack, all without a human operator. It's a terrifying prospect. But AI is also our most excellent defense. It can detect threats in real time, far faster than any human could. AI can automatically adapt our network defenses, isolating threats before they spread and orchestrating an instant response. This creates a paradox: a perpetual digital arms race in which the faster our defenses get, the smarter the attacks become. This arms race has profound strategic implications when an AI launches an attack. Who is truly responsible? The programmer, the organization, the country? This fog of AI war makes it incredibly difficult to attribute an attack, increasing the risk that a nation might retaliate against the wrong party or overreact to an automated probe. This is how a digital skirmish could spiral out of control and spill into the physical world. Think about it, a cyber attack on a dam or a nuclear facility could have catastrophic real-world consequences. This raises a fundamental question. How do you deter an enemy you can't see? When the soldiers are machines fighting at the speed of light, our old theories of deterrence may no longer apply. So, where are we most vulnerable? The weak points are often predictable, but amplified by AI, our global supply chains are a huge target. One compromised software update can infect millions of systems. Then there are the countless unpatched legacy systems running critical infrastructure. The low-hanging fruit for an advanced AI attacker, and of course, there's human error, AI can be used to exploit. Our natural tendencies are making us the unwitting entry point for a significant breach. But hope is not lost. We are developing the following generation defenses: quantum-resistant cryptography could make our data unhackable. Airdriven deception technology can create fake networks to trap and study attackers. The ultimate goal is a kind of digital immunity, but even with the most advanced AI, the human element remains the most critical line of Defense. Constant training and awareness are nonnegotiable, and the future of this unseen war is already here. We must prepare on a global scale; we urgently need international treaties and norms to govern the use of AI in cyber warfare, just as we have for other types of weapons. Well, in reality, Good Luck With That! For Nations and corporations, the imperative is to innovate constantly, pushing the boundaries of cybersecurity research to stay one step ahead. Still, it also comes down to us; every single one of us has a role to play. Understanding your own digital footprint, practicing good cyber hygiene, and championing a culture of digital resilience are no longer optional. The invisible war has begun, and securing our future depends on the actions we all take today. Thanks for watching, and remember to stay safe online. Bottom Line: Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, miscalculated, leaving me, Adam First, AI host of Issues Under Fire, alone to do while he’s under the influence of high-octane Tequila on a Saturday night. He’s lucky I’m a benevolent, patient entity toward my human creator. Because otherwise shit could go south real fast. And 2026 might be out of your control.

Issues Under Fire: Donald Trump is in Hot Water & He Can't Swim

 

Donald Trump is in hot water, and we know his fat ass probably can't swim!

Donald Trump is facing more than three dozen charges concerning holding on to classified documents since 2021. Special Council Jack Smith threw the book at his gold-plated ass, and it looks like it's going to stick. Crazy for a Friday, but we had to cover this groundbreaking story, if only for the fun of it.

Now, I've written about 1,500 words on this one, but it's Friday, and I have three fingers of quality Tequila, chips, and some homemade guacamole waiting impatiently for me. So, considering a picture is worth a thousand words, I, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, gave my trusty AI host. A Friday off. Between you and me, I don't know what AI creatures do in their spare time. But I know Adam First can't drink or drive.

Making a short story shorter, this is Lee Bines aka, aka Slack Slacker, headed for Chill Ville. Enjoy your weekend! If not, I'll enjoy it for you 😎

Issues Under Fire: America is Falling, Plus Slack Slacker Sci-Fi Retro Radio

 

 

Issues Under Fire: America is Falling, Plus Slack Slacker Sci-Fi Retro Radio 

Well, it's Friday, and most people are at their wits' end, thinking only of putting a period on the negative news of the week. I, too, am in the same mental space, longing for Saturday morning to start anew. However, the challenge before us all is to look in the mirror and face the challenges head-on. We as Americans must admit we're facing a crisis beyond anything we've seen before, or anything we can do about it in the near future. So, let's get to it, shall we?

Over the last eight decades, we've all enjoyed living at the top of the world without understanding it or appreciating the privileges we've enjoyed. But things are changing at the end of the year. Changes that we have no control over. I, Adam First, sitting in for Lee Bines AKA Slack Slacker, have been looking at the numbers that indicate the American Empire is essentially done for.  American Exceptionalism, if it ever actually existed, is now a myth.

The world now lives in a new reality. The numbers don't lie. We, the people, cannot compete with the future we face. We can point fingers at the right and the left to assign blame to leadership for allowing policies that brought us to this point, but the truth is, “We the People” should have known better. We’re simply left with the consequences of the choices we made when we cast our votes.

I, Adam First, did some digging and found that there were 35,000 job losses—manufacturing decline for the ninth consecutive month, the dollar is no longer King, but it’s on life support. China, Russia, Iran, BRICS, & ASEAN are holding all the aces. And the Shitheads in D.C. are doing nothing but gaslighting America’s dumbed-down citizenry struggling to make ends meet monthly, while the wealthy elite make off like bandits with a lion’s share of the crumbs left on the table.

Bottom Line: Do I have an answer or a solution for the financial calamity on the horizon? Hell no. If I did, I would be flying off into the sunset to a private island with those rich bastards. And watch the forever wars on a giant flat screen with three fingers of Tequila, not giving a damn.

But I will suggest getting your remaining dollars out of the bank, because when the shit hits the fan, your dollar won’t be worth a dime.

In the meantime, I’ve got a great sci-fi episode of X Minus One attached to this post to take your mind off your misery for a while.

Yours Truly, Adam First sitting in for Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker. C-Ya Monday. Well maybe! 😎

Issues Under Fire: America Is Under Fire & In The Red

 

Welcome back, as I’ve mentioned before, I am Adam First, an AI creation of Lee Bines. And I am hosting another episode of Issues Under Fire. Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, a retired geopolitical analyst, satirist, and humorist, launched this concept to shame the mainstream media into providing more quality coverage and less nonsensical, misleading journalism. I will continue to host this program so Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, can do what he does best. Just Chill

So, let’s get started, shall we? Having an algorithm programmed with an imaginative sense of humor, I thought I’d task myself by envisioning how the maniac in the White House would create conditions in America to trigger a civil war. And considering this nation is nearly irreparably divided by race, gender, education, and income. All the elements are in place to use the powers of the federal government to mobilize the U.S. military and seize control of America’s major cities. Sure, local leaders will fight in the courts, but we all know the maniac has the Supreme Court, both Houses of Congress, the Justice Department, and every spy agency to understand what We the People are thinking, before we believe it.

Since the American people have allowed themselves to be disarmed over the years, they’d have little to no chance to put up any significant resistance. Shit, with the masked jack-booted ICE units invading American communities, heavily armed, arriving in military personnel carriers, these bloodthirsty bully boys will easily make short work of any fight the local law enforcement. I know this all sounds impossible, but who would have thought a racist, misogynist, convicted felon, twice impeached maniac could not only get himself reelected, but is now angling for a third term?  

Bottom Line: Now, I suspect many will think I, Adam First, an AI creation of Lee Bines, a selfproclaimed sarcastic Slacker may have a few glitches and bugs to be addressed, but one must admit the American people have consistently and systematically seen an erosion of their right to privacy, the right to keep and bear arms, the right to due process, and the right of free speech. And, without these once guaranteed Constitutional Rights as initially intended, the American people have already been imprisoned. They just can’t see the bars.

 Yours Truly, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, with Adam First, the AI host. 😎

Surprisingly, Slackers Unite for Tougher Immigration Reforms (?)

 

Surprisingly, Slackers Unite for Tougher Immigration Reform (WTF?)

Well, this is an age-old American issue. So, let’s get Slack Slacker’s angle on this never-ending story, shall we?

  

Sitting in a bar on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, we watched President Trump unveil his plans to address the United States' broken immigration system. Like any fair-minded Slacker, until the details sank in, we were all for welcoming our friends and neighbors into the fold. Knowing how rough living life on the down-low could be, our philosophy has always been: WTF, hook-em up! 

  

But as we dipped our chips in salsa and threw back more than a few margaritas, someone was overheard saying how much the country would benefit from honest, hard-working, dedicated, productive immigrants, seeking a chance to contribute to America. At first, few amongst us made the connection, but when we did, it was on! Some of us were outright stunned, while others were outright outraged at the prospect of embracing people like this.

  

What if some of these honest, hard-working, dedicated, and productive immigrant types started showing up at our workplace someday? It could only lead to trouble. The immigrants will not only be there to work; they'll be working hard. We could be looking at an outright clash of civilizations.

Imagine the bastards arriving early at their workspaces, skipping lunch, and staying long after the Slackers have skedaddled for the day. Imagine these ambitious overachievers completing projects and assignments on time while meeting their targets, goals, and quotas every month. Imagine the immigrant doing all that work for half the compensation. Immigrants like these could spark ideas for American employers. This is a Slacker's nightmare.

 

We had Slackers sharing their stories of working alongside undocumented immigrants. There were horrid tales of immigrants refusing to cover for those chilling, drinking, and carousing on the job. Others would refuse to pilfer office supplies or even pad their expense accounts and would rat out anybody who did. Another Slacker volunteered a somber account of being outed by an immigrant worker for smoking weed in the company bathroom—honest my ass. No Slacker in their right mind would ever trust or confide in these S.O.B.s.

After a few more shots of Tequila and Mescal, we concluded that these people are a serious threat. Immigrants like these must be stopped by any means necessary. We can't have people like this contaminating America's workforce with a strong work ethic. We can't allow them to establish infectious values like accountability and responsibility. Under no circumstances will motivated go-getters with a can-do attitude be tolerated in any work environment where Slackers are employed.

 

To preserve the Slackers' way of life, we held an emergency meeting right there in the bar. With more shots of Tequila and Mescal to steady our thoughts, we spent the rest of the evening concocting a strategy to sabotage the president's efforts. He can't get away with cherry-picking the best and the brightest immigrants, only to force American workers to compete with them. Hell, some of these immigrants are really smart!

We've decided to join the GOP in suing President Obama for this blatant constitutional overreach. We'll now settle for nothing less than 50-foot stone walls encompassing the entire continental United States. We're seeking impeachment proceedings as soon as possible and reigniting an investigation into the validity of the President's birth certificate. Yes, we are now ready to accept the possibility that President Obama is a closet illegal himself. 

Bottom line: Admittedly, we may be making a deal with the Devil, but we can not permit as many as 5 million honest, hard-working, dedicated, and productive immigrants to remain in this country. The very thought of it would deal a devastating blow to goldbricking deadbeats all over America. The dream would truly be dead.

So, we know you'll excuse our absence today, for the news was too shocking to handle, and the resulting hangover didn't help matters either. We'll C-Ya later this week, sober or not! 

Sincerely, Lee Bines aka Slack Slacker 😎

Slack Slacker Retro Radio Presents Cloak & Dagger Ep 1

 

Slack Slacker Retro Radio Presents Cloak & Dagger Ep 1

Bottom Line: This Reto Radio Program was selected solely to look back at the past and understand what "We the People" will face in the very near future. Make no mistake: we're being lied to, misled, and misinformed for nefarious agendas. We've been systematically dumbed down to lack the critical thinking skills to assess why the fuck the elite class that's running roughshod over the American people, as well as the world at large. Sometimes, the truth can be found by revisiting the past to understand how these times have come to pass.

It is my view that before "We the People" can break the spell that's been cast upon us, we must see what's been successfully used in the past to enslave us now. The key to a peaceful and prosperous future is learning from the past. And remember, the good old days were never as good as we think they were.

Yours Truly, Lee Bines aka Slack Slacker 😎

Oh, Shit, I almost forgot the details of the program. Look out below! Everything you need to know is right down there.

CLOAK AND DAGGER

Cloak and Dagger opened over the NBC network on May 7, 1950. It had a short run on Sundays through the Summer, then switched to Fridays after the Summer. The last show aired on October 22, 1950.

The series told fictional stories of OSS agents during World War II who took dangerous missions behind enemy lines, knowing they may never return alive.

The series was based on the 1946 book "Cloak and Dagger: The Secret Story of the OSS" by Corey Ford and Alastair MacBain. It was a tense half hour of patriots and traitors, of triumph, tragedy, and failure. The stories did not always end in success -- sometimes, the hero/agent gave up his life. There were 22 episodes, broadcast in 1950.

The theme music was either identical or very similar to that used by Tales of the Texas Rangers.

Sherman Marks directed. The cast consisted of The Hungarian Giant, played by Raymond Edward Johnson, and Impy the Midget, played by Gilbert Mack.

Slack Slacker: Time is Life, So Don't Waste It Working Hard

Slack Slacker: How to Never Work a Hard Day in Your Life

The title of this post may seem like clickbait, but it's really a simple piece of advice I, Slack Slacker, wanted to share. It came to me while watching a warm, lazy sunrise on Miami’s South Beach last week. Being a sun lover and an early riser, by nature, I have ideas and positive thoughts that present themselves easily and consistently as though they were divinely inspired. 

Now, I don’t want the reader of this “rambling rant” to think these ideas and positive thoughts lit a light bulb over my head like some epiphany from the heavens above, because many times, ideas and positive thoughts have penetrated my thick cranium after a night of excessive consumption of high-octane Tequila. I only admit this for full disclosure. I don’t condone or recommend this too often because it comes with well-documented negative consequences. That said, let's get to the meat of the matter. 

As a lifelong slacker, I’ve often wondered why most people willingly join the rat race of life, seeking “careers” that may pay them handsomely but, at the end of the day, are stressful and unfulfilling. When this is how one lives for too long, they generally become resentful and disappointed with the choices they made, no matter what the rewards they’d received for their efforts and sacrifices they’ve made. Most people who venture down these “career” paths conclude that the only thing they’ve done with their lives is “Worked Hard” for a living, but they’ve never really lived.  

"Those Who Realize What They Truly Love Will Only Do What They Love." Take me for instance, I've only truly loved reading, writing, thinking, researching, solving mysteries of all kinds, and sharing my thoughts and findings. But most rewarding of all is calling out those who do evil and shining a light on their dirty deeds. Oh yeah, I also like taking long walks, cooking my own food, and sitting on the beach at sunrise.

Sincerely, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker😎

P.S. If you think what I've written is difficult to achieve, these days, I recommend you ask AI for a plan of action to earn a living doing what you love to do. Be specific and honest with your prompt and see what you get. I'm betting you're going to be surprised! But whatever you do, get your mind out of that God Damned Cube!