Only Smart Criminals Can Make Crime Pay
I’m going to give you the blueprint to find success in the highly profitable, but high-risk and crowded field of crime. Make no mistake about it, crime is on the rise in every field you can imagine. If you’re smart, this ain’t news to you. You just haven’t realized how to enter the life of crime without being detected. And that’s the key, committing crimes undetected. However, we'll discuss that in later lessons.
These are difficult times, and opportunities to make an honest dollar are dissipating faster than a fat man’s fart in a windstorm. People are desperate to make ends meet, and working hard in this corrupt economy just ain’t cutting it anymore. So, it's time to think outside your comfort zone.
Firstly, the newbies need to understand that crime is like a competitive sport. And like any professional competitive sport, the reward for winning is a shit load of money. And anytime money is the prize, lies, backstabbing, rats, women, corruption, and unsavory characters like yourself are lurking in the dark to claim more than your share by any means necessary. Don’t kid yourself, crime is a blood sport. Winners go to the bank. Losers go to jail.
When you prepare for battle with an “OG” gangsta who's determined to test your mettle, you’d be wise to stack your deck with three extra aces (aka) solid alibis, a knife in your boot, have at least two bent cops in your pocket, and the best-connected legal team money can buy on retainer should shit go south.
Next, you need a trusted and tested crew, preferably cons who've done enough time with nothing to lose and have a love for he big scores. No females. They’re weak links that’ll rat out under pressure when the real cops start to snoop. No junkies, boozers, screwballs, or loose cannons need apply.
Next, you are the brains. You are the only one with the plan. Every team member is replaceable. This is business. You have no friends. You have no family. You maintain temporary alliances as long as those alliances serve their purpose. Your primary objective is to accomplish your mission and reap the highest rewards from your investments in it.
Bottom line: If the president of the United States, a convicted felon conducting himself like a Mafia Don, extorting, strongarming, and grifting sucker nations daily on a global scale, don't you think you should get your cut while the getting is good? If you think I, Slack Slacker, is full of shit, click the link below to see my receipts.
This Video is the first installment, providing satirical insights into the ground-floor, entry-level career paths that successful criminals have chosen in the past. This fast read offers the Long-Term Unemployed creative alternatives to food pantries, panhandling, and homeless shelters. I invite those with a sense of humor to enjoy a break from reality while watching the madness unfold!
Yours Truly, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker😎
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