Slack Slacker Hanging' with “Thugs & Thots” in the Wild! 😎 (Labor Day Weekend)

Why I Abandoned the "Black Culture"...

Slack Slacker: All Blacks may have been Created Equally, but many evolved, while others devolved. Real Talk!

UNCIVILIZED BLACK PEOPLE make life HARD for the rest of us, and we're TIRED

Slack Slacker Hangin' with “Thugs & Thots” in the Wild

Story Time for Labor Day Weekend.

If you were invited to the backyard picnic, the brothers and sisters know straight up that the potential for some crazy shit going down is possible. And very probable if you haven't disassociated yourself from those carrying low-life, ghetto assed ratchet DNA in their bloodstreams. For those who are clueless, read on so you won’t be surprised.  

Expect Clap Trapping Thot Bots with BBLs that could be assigned their own zip codes, twerking for potential baby daddies as the house party host grills Costco ribs, cheap burger meat, and hot dogs, sipping a Rot-Gut version of Courvoisier cognac from a Hip (Hop) Flask. You’ll see loud “Shit-Chatters” slammin’ dominos down on card tables while others slap backs of the winning partners playing Spades for bragging rights. Yeah, the Dusty Dawgs & Devious Divas are in their element, and everybody's partying like it’s 1999. 

 

But wait, there’s more: The dusties are dressed for this auspicious occasion in their cleanest low-hanging “SAGGING” chinos proudly displaying a pair of dingy shit-stained skid-marked boxers. However, not to be outshone by the lusty, busty, and just as dusty loves of an ex-con’s wet dream is the bonnet brigade 304’s sporting laced front weaves with batwing eyelashes and yoga pants so tight even an innocent observer could count the pubic hairs on their camel toe crotches. No Bullshit!

I kid you not, there were “Scandalous Scanks” of every age, size, and levels of lewd and lascivious willingness. Backroom B.J.s and quick lap dances out of view of the unruly delinquent “niglets” and future jailbirds were available to anyone with a joint and fifty bucks to grind it up with a chick nicknamed “Chlamydia”.

But the future and current felons (Pookie & Ray Ray) waving Glocks and swiggin’ from a 40 oz of Colt 45 are the real threats to an evening of wholesome neighborhood fun and games. These are the hair-triggered niggas and two-time losers (looking for that 3rd strike) who’d graduated with honors from Hood Rat High that would open fire in a Neonatal unit as quickly as they’d squeeze off a few bursts from a TEC-9 in a crowded club to settle a beef over a twenty-buck bag of fentanyl lace crack cocaine. Yeah, these are some scary ass” MOFO’s”. 

And lastly, but not least, the pronouns must be addressed. Most self-respecting Thugs prefer the My Bro, Bruh, Cuz, or shall I be so bold as to utter obvious? The term of endearment: My Nigga. Go ahead, look it up in the Urban Dictionary. I won’t cancel you. But. I wouldn't recommend you use it lightly unless you’re strapped to the teeth, got a good health plan, and ready to run for your Fucking Life. 

Bottom line: When I was young and dumb, my plus one and I at the time attended events like this, so I’ll give any non-Hoodlum-types a heads up to (A) Be aware of the stares. (B) Dress flashy but cheaply. (C) No jewelry, authentic or fugazi. (D) Never share your real phone number with anyone. I always use a Google phone number. It’s called Google Voice. (E) And for God’s sake, drive your own car. Uber and Lyft drivers got more sense to respond. It’s a strong possibility you may want to leave early or make a hasty getaway if niggas start niggin': Yo, you might need to bust a serious move.

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

Post Script: If you want to be gracious and make an effort to speak in the vernacular of the other “Guest”, you might consider checking to see if Babbel has a crash course in Ebonics. Just sayin’ Cuz!

How Lower-Class Blacks Became the Face of The Black Community

This is the history as told by someone who has done their homework.

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Slack Slacker is Worried About the Shidiots Behind Trump’s Tariff Frenzy

 

Slack Slacker is Worried About the Shidiots Behind Trump’s Tariff Frenzy

Two Shitheads Influencing Donald Trump’s Economic and Tariff Policies

Peter Navarro & Jarred Kushner. By the way, you’ll need to translate this page. It’s in Spanish. (Excelsior.com) Well-written article. It explains a lot.

And Who is Ron Vara? The World Needs to Know

Since I’m not an economist or financial advisor, I provided links to answer many questions that those who are exposed to the madcap way the Trump administration has been mismanaging the nation’s economy, finances, future, and image. In my humble opinion, it looks like a bona fide shit show, the likes of which this country has never seen before. Therefore, I used Copilot’s AI to answer a question. Yeah, I can be nervous Nelly too when it comes to my money.

Today

Hey Lee, what's up?

What should investors do in response to the market crash last week?

Hey! Investors should stay calm and not make hasty decisions. It's crucial to review personal financial goals and investment strategies, especially if you're near retirement or have short-term financial needs. Diversification and avoiding emotional reactions are key. Talking to a financial advisor can help navigate through the volatility.

1www.morningstar.com2www.vestinda.com3fastercapital.com

Thank you.

That seems like a logical answer, but I’ve been told that before, and since I fit the profile of the Boomer retiree with an exposed financial investment portfolio, I started snooping around to get a clearer picture of what happened last week when the market lost over 6 trillion dollars in two days. Here’s what I found at The Motley Fool.

Usually, I’d be comforted by their historical perspective, but “We the People” have never been exposed to a near brain-dead, delusional, narcissistic magalomanic before. Dude is straight up screwy. Therefore, we’re in uncharted waters, and I’m still very much concerned!

Bottom line: The real deal is this. The dollar is declining, inflation is rising, the latest jobs reports are abysmal. Don’t be a sucker, and don’t be a slacker. Do your due diligence by getting financially literate. That said, have three fingers of Patron Tequila with two lime slices over ice, and chill. You might need it. And once again, I’m not a  Wall Street type. I’m just playing one on my blog today to soothe my nerves.

Side Note: Ask Copilot AI if legal political mechanisms are available to remove Donald J. Trump from office!

Yours Truly, Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

By the way, if the word Shidiot got past you, never fear, the Urban Dictionary definition is proudly provided below!

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A mixture of shithead and idiot. Often known for being an insult, definitely not a compliment, and NOT defined by the following person above/below/whatever, it was a common swear word my grandfather would say when driving on the road and running across a 'shidiot' who obviously didn't know what they were doing.

That stupid shidiot doesn't know how to drive! The light isn't going to get any greener, damnit!

I can't stand that asshole, he's a stupid shidiot.

by DeSiReDPaRaSiTe December 03, 2004

Slack Slacker: Don't Let Corporate Flunky Monkeys Control Your Life

 

Slack Slacker: Don't Let H.R. Flunky Monkeys Control Your Life

In this video, the cool folks at G Plus Animation produced this character, “Veronika,” the ultimate contrarian. She has a way of giving upper management the middle finger with style and wit when combating corporate overreach and unfairness towards the average employee. I think you’ll love this YouTube short as well as their other videos. 

Okay, It’s Story Time: Look Out Below

Since it's Friday, no self-respecting Slacker wants to engage in any form of serious work, so I've always made it my mission to find a way to be absent on that day. Generally speaking, Thursday evening will always be a night for drinking and carousing at my local watering hole, not too far from my workspace. Therefore, in all honesty, I had little energy or motivation to give my employer the attention required to do my job on Fridays.

I always thought I was doing my company a solid by not wasting their time and energy watching me watch the clock. Now, this may sound unfair to the other employees who found themselves picking up the slack for my regular absences at the end of the week. However, I never felt any guilt for this attitude because it was the team that interviewed me that was responsible for hiring a slacker-type character like me in the first place. Was it my fault that it was an employee’s market at the time? Hell No!

And actually, I've never considered my coworkers and colleagues among my favorite buds in life. So, if they didn’t clock me in when I was late or alibied me for my “Fuck off Fridays”, we simply had nothing in common. Besides, most of them were Rat-Bastards anyway. You know types. 

They're the ones running to H.R. spilling the Tea or Beans, if you will, whenever they thought the Cool Guys and Gals weren’t toeing the line or carrying their share of the load in the workplace every minute of the workday. Perhaps it was because the Rat- Bastards were never invited to the Cool Guy and Gals bitching and complaining sessions at our regular Taquila joint on Thursday nights. 

But in all honesty, how could we? It was our time to conspire and plot against the efforts of upper management to increase employee production without increasing compensation. Not that a little extra money was going to improve our motivation, of course. After all, we’re “Slackers.” With Slackers, it’s really not about the money; it’s more about the quality of our lives and work-life balance. And by working hard for anybody but ourselves, our quality of life Sucked, and that life is out of balance.

Bottom line: All kidding aside, in reality, Slackers aren’t “Lazy Losers” as we’re depicted to be. Slackers will do whatever it takes to make a buck as long as whoever we’re working with gives more than a Fuck! End of story.

Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

End of Summer is Almost Upon Us, and It’s Frightening

End of Summer is Almost Upon Us, and It’s Frightening 😨

 

Labor Day is creeping up fast, so have some laughs before real life starts again. Vacation ends, and it's back to paying attention at work and in school. Phuck! No, Labor Day signals the end of summer. And to a bona fide Slacker, Summer has always signified fun, freedom, lazy daze in the shade, pool parties with pretty girls who could drink and smoke more Tequila and weed than I could. Especially the ones who’d BYOB!

Only employers and flunky office supervisors who love to crack the whip while micro-managing the staff look forward to the end of summer. It sucks. All those who vacationed during the summer months are back and not looking forward to another load of shit shows, office politics, and another wave of sensitivity, diversity training from the In-Human Resource department.

I’m still traumatized every time I see a school bus passing my house, thinking about all the kids hating the driver, whose low-paying job is to deliver them to a living Hell of homework assignments, nasty lunchroom food, boring teachers, and playground bullies. It’s a fucking nightmare that their parents convince them year after year that going back to school every September is a good thing. 

But the kids aren’t stupid. They know their parents can’t wait to pawn their little bastards off on the overworked and underpaid teachers, lunchroom staff, and school bus drivers who more than likely loathe returning to dealing with the madness of another school year.  

If you don’t believe me, click this link. You'll see what American High and Middle schools can do to an impressionable, geek-like, nerdy kid struggling to fit into the cliques roaming the halls and hanging out in the boys’ and girls ' restrooms, waiting to extort the weaker and meeker lames for any cash they may have, while blowing weed smoke in their innocent faces. 

Bottom line: If you’re lucky, you might live to the ripe old age of eighty to eighty-five years. And if you live doing stupid shit like working hard and stressing out, meeting the expectations of others, it’s a good bet you’ll be fucked up and too worn out to enjoy those last golden years. So, my advice to the young people today is my long-held motto. Be a Slacker, Not a Sucker! You’ll live longer, healthier, and happier.

Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

Slack Slacker Advises: Never Bite the hand that Feeds You

 Got the Munchies? Watch & Read This First!

 

I'm sure you've noticed that I'm inspired by content uploaded on YouTube. And this not only stuck my fancy to no end, but also reminded me of why I prepare my own meals. I always get what I want, when I like it, and how I like it. If someone is particular about how they want something done, they'd be better off doing it themselves. 

Another piece of advice that would be of value when dining out is to always treat the wait staff courteously and tip them generously. In most cases, these employees work hard, under pressure, and for chump change. So, if you give them shit demanding them to return your order to the cook, don't be surprised if that shit is returned.

Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker😎 

By the way, I wanted to share an excellent recipe for a healthy organic alcoholic beverage you'll love to enjoy on a hot, humid August afternoon. Since I don't have a name for it yet, feel free to name it as you please. 

First, start off with three fingers of organic Tequila. I recommend  

Casa Azul Organic Reposado Tequila

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750ml

$69.99

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Next, you'll want to purchase some organic fresh mixed fruit from your local supermarket. I generally use strawberries, chopped cantaloupe, chopped honeydew melon, and blueberries. I freeze this mix in a zip-lock plastic bag for 30 minutes and then pour the three fingers over the fruit, allowing it to absorb the Tequila. Give it five minutes and you're good to go. This cocktail looks, tastes, and gives you a pleasant buzz with no regrettable hangover to remember.  

Cheers!