End of Summer is Almost Upon Us, and It’s Frightening

End of Summer is Almost Upon Us, and It’s Frightening 😨

 

Labor Day is creeping up fast, so have some laughs before real life starts again. Vacation ends, and it's back to paying attention at work and in school. Phuck! No, Labor Day signals the end of summer. And to a bona fide Slacker, Summer has always signified fun, freedom, lazy daze in the shade, pool parties with pretty girls who could drink and smoke more Tequila and weed than I could. Especially the ones who’d BYOB!

Only employers and flunky office supervisors who love to crack the whip while micro-managing the staff look forward to the end of summer. It sucks. All those who vacationed during the summer months are back and not looking forward to another load of shit shows, office politics, and another wave of sensitivity, diversity training from the In-Human Resource department.

I’m still traumatized every time I see a school bus passing my house, thinking about all the kids hating the driver, whose low-paying job is to deliver them to a living Hell of homework assignments, nasty lunchroom food, boring teachers, and playground bullies. It’s a fucking nightmare that their parents convince them year after year that going back to school every September is a good thing. 

But the kids aren’t stupid. They know their parents can’t wait to pawn their little bastards off on the overworked and underpaid teachers, lunchroom staff, and school bus drivers who more than likely loathe returning to dealing with the madness of another school year.  

If you don’t believe me, click this link. You'll see what American High and Middle schools can do to an impressionable, geek-like, nerdy kid struggling to fit into the cliques roaming the halls and hanging out in the boys’ and girls ' restrooms, waiting to extort the weaker and meeker lames for any cash they may have, while blowing weed smoke in their innocent faces. 

Bottom line: If you’re lucky, you might live to the ripe old age of eighty to eighty-five years. And if you live doing stupid shit like working hard and stressing out, meeting the expectations of others, it’s a good bet you’ll be fucked up and too worn out to enjoy those last golden years. So, my advice to the young people today is my long-held motto. Be a Slacker, Not a Sucker! You’ll live longer, healthier, and happier.

Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎