Who the Hell is Slack Slacker, Really?
It's about time I introduced myself formally. Currently, I've taken on the moniker of Slack Slacker, formerly Lee “The Cool Guy”. I’ve been described as wickedly witty and profanely profound in my delivery of social and political commentary. But wait, there's more!
Slack Slacker going forward has committed to advising and mentoring up-and-coming generations lost in the muck and mire of this dog-eat-dog world.
As a slick slacker, I’ve navigated successfully to a dignified retirement without spending a day of my life working hard to make a living, and I've done so without committing anything but petty crimes and telling white lies.
I, Slack Slacker, have lived far too many moons not to share my stories and experiences with those who could use a break from their mundane and monotonous lives. From here on out, I take an oath with “Your” God as my witness that any tales I tell to put a smile on your faces will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Well, give or take a lie or two! Haven’t you heard of poetic license?
Bottom line: If you’re still interested in following me, reading my blog post, and buying some of my books, perhaps we can become friends someday. Well, the part about becoming friends someday may be a bridge too far, but you can believe everything else. Scouts Honor!
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