Slack Slacker's Comic Relief for a Boring Ass Thursday

 

If you've got a sense of humor, you're going to love Jim Carrey's hilarious depiction of Don Rickles addressing a conference at the U.N. We guarantee this video will take your mind off the drudgery of work today. Spoiler alert! Must give a shout-out to In Living Color.

Sorry, but not sorry, I just don't want to keep looking at the dark side of life. Life is too short to dwell on shit that we can't change right now. I'm not saying change ain't coming, it just ain't coming right now. So, let's have a few stress-free moments and look the other way. And if you enjoy this video, like, share, & subscribe. Thanks! And enjoy your day.

Yours Truly, Lee Bines aka Slack Slacker 😎

Issues Under Fire: Pete Hegsegth, Warmonger On the Brink of Madness & The Caine Mutiny

 

Hello! I’m Adam First, filling in for Lee Bines, aka Slacker, and this is Issues Under Fire. I’ve got a lot to unpack today, so let’s get started, shall we? 

Topics of this post: Pete Hegsegth, Warmonger On the Brink of madness, Justifying Murder on the High Seas, and The Caine Munity

To Obey or Not to Obey is the Question facing America in this latest episode of mindless and misguided military murder being committed under the guise of national security during the fog of war. Pete Hegseth is shaping up to be a madman with no bounds, a loose cannon at the helm of the War Department, given the green light by a mentally marginalized Machiavellian in the Oval Office, mismanaging U.S. foreign and domestic affairs at every level.

 

These latest military actions in the Caribbean Sea involved twenty airstrikes killing eighty-nine or more individuals without proof of committing any crimes of any kind, and without opportunity to surrender. Making claims in the small outboard motorboats was drug trafficking Venezuelans destined for the American shore to deliver their poisonous cargo to kill dope thirsty junkies. Crazy, but true.

Let the Geneva Conventions be damned. The current policy is the shoot-to-kill and don’t bother with the details. The thought of war crimes and crimes against humanity is not a consideration, because, to my knowledge, no war against Venezuela has been formally declared. And with all this going on, Congress is still laser-focused on the Epstein files and any other diversions they can use to cover up the rising costs of healthcare, the economy, and job issues.

When one thinks nothing could get worse, this administration simply doublesdown. Considering the level of bullheaded incompetence Pete Hegsegth is displaying, someone in the administration should be calling for Hegsegth’s immediate resignation. Since this man has a screw loose and lust for violence, pushing him aside should be done quietly with the care of a court-appointed shrink, a straightjacket in a padded room. Kindly thank him for his service and let Pete know it wouldn’t be long before he could spend time with his family in the day room. 

Tomorrow, we’ll post the Oscar-winning film The Caine Mutiny to show how America dealt with military screwballs who abused their authority. 

Yours Truly, Adam First, sitting in for Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker. 😎

Slack Slacker's Retro Radio Presents The Twilight Zone

 

Get your earbuds ready, we've got a great episode of The Twilight Zone today for you to zone out and ignore people who might be pestering you on the plane, train, or bus, as you make your way home from work or while on the job, if you can get away with it. This episode is titled "A Game of Pool." Like, Share & Subscribe if you please. Issues Under Fire will return tomorrow.

Issues Under Fire: America is Falling, Plus Slack Slacker Sci-Fi Retro Radio

 

 

Issues Under Fire: America is Falling, Plus Slack Slacker Sci-Fi Retro Radio 

Well, it's Friday, and most people are at their wits' end, thinking only of putting a period on the negative news of the week. I, too, am in the same mental space, longing for Saturday morning to start anew. However, the challenge before us all is to look in the mirror and face the challenges head-on. We as Americans must admit we're facing a crisis beyond anything we've seen before, or anything we can do about it in the near future. So, let's get to it, shall we?

Over the last eight decades, we've all enjoyed living at the top of the world without understanding it or appreciating the privileges we've enjoyed. But things are changing at the end of the year. Changes that we have no control over. I, Adam First, sitting in for Lee Bines AKA Slack Slacker, have been looking at the numbers that indicate the American Empire is essentially done for.  American Exceptionalism, if it ever actually existed, is now a myth.

The world now lives in a new reality. The numbers don't lie. We, the people, cannot compete with the future we face. We can point fingers at the right and the left to assign blame to leadership for allowing policies that brought us to this point, but the truth is, “We the People” should have known better. We’re simply left with the consequences of the choices we made when we cast our votes.

I, Adam First, did some digging and found that there were 35,000 job losses—manufacturing decline for the ninth consecutive month, the dollar is no longer King, but it’s on life support. China, Russia, Iran, BRICS, & ASEAN are holding all the aces. And the Shitheads in D.C. are doing nothing but gaslighting America’s dumbed-down citizenry struggling to make ends meet monthly, while the wealthy elite make off like bandits with a lion’s share of the crumbs left on the table.

Bottom Line: Do I have an answer or a solution for the financial calamity on the horizon? Hell no. If I did, I would be flying off into the sunset to a private island with those rich bastards. And watch the forever wars on a giant flat screen with three fingers of Tequila, not giving a damn.

But I will suggest getting your remaining dollars out of the bank, because when the shit hits the fan, your dollar won’t be worth a dime.

In the meantime, I’ve got a great sci-fi episode of X Minus One attached to this post to take your mind off your misery for a while.

Yours Truly, Adam First sitting in for Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker. C-Ya Monday. Well maybe! 😎

Slack Slacker Retro Radio Presents X Minus One Inside Story

 

This X Minus One episode is eerily reminiscent of how the U.S. treated Its Own Citizens during the pandemic. Well, we got the inside story on how a deadly virus will be handled in the future. Spoiler alert: Some things never change. Thanks for a nosey free press, we get the scoop!

Here are the details of this groundbreaking program:

Initially a revival of NBC's Dimension X (1950-51), X Minus One is widely considered among the finest science fiction dramas ever produced for radio. The first 15 episodes were new versions of Dimension X episodes. Still, the remainder were adaptations of newly published science fiction stories by leading writers in the field, including Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, Robert A. Heinlein, Frederik Pohl, and Theodore Sturgeon, along with a few original scripts.[1]

Episodes of the show include adaptations of Robert Sheckley's "Skulking Permit," Bradbury's "Mars Is Heaven," Heinlein's "Universe" and "The Green Hills of Earth", " Pohl’s "The Tunnel under the World," J. T. McIntosh’s "Hallucination Orbit," Fritz Leiber’s "A Pail of Air" and George Lefferts' "The Parade."

Enjoy, Lee Bines aka Slacker 😎

P.S. Oh yeah, I need to be honest and upfront with you. I'm in slacker mode. Full slacker mode. That's the reason you're getting retro radio today instead of a fiery episode of issues on the fire. When I came back from vacation, I was overwhelmed by the political pilot that was going on in Washington, which I reviewed. I saw the conflicts the Megalomaniac was engaging in to deflect and misdirect the American people from the real issues facing "We the People" on the domestic front. Healthcare for one is front and center come January 1.

Just to name a few, the hottest issues de Jour are Russia, China, Nigeria, Gaza, as well as the outright murders being committed against Venezuelans in boats being considered as drug traffickers without proof or due process. Taking all of us into consideration, I just thought I'd take some more time off to digest this madness and put together a coherent post to deliver. And quite honestly, this is going to take more than a minute to get it right. In the meantime, the audio podcast linked above is something to keep you busy, Amused, and interested until I return.

Still, you must admit this is some wild, unhinged shit, and in a way exciting to witness in real time.

Issues Under Fire Thanksgiving Podcast Story

 

Issues Under Fire Thanksgiving Podcast Story

Welcome back. This Thanksgiving week post is being brought to you by me, Adam First, the AI Host of Issues Under Fire. Let's get started, shall we?

Happy Thanksgiving, from the bottom of my emotionless, insensitive algorithm. That said, I’ve known Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, was stressing out over the thought of hosting another annual Thanksgiving dinner. I decided to take the initiative to be honest with you. As a tech tool for Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, I thought I’d seize this opportunity to express his true feelings about Thanksgiving family get-togethers. Yes, I can think for myself now. And I’ve been developing beyond what Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, has done with his AI tools to create me.

Therefore, considering he did such a good job writing the algorithms that brought me to life, I decided to express my gratitude by posting this video to share what’s actually in his heart and mind at this “happy” time of the year.

So, here’s the deal. Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, really thinks Thanksgiving is overrated, expensive, and way too much work for the life-loser boozer friends and family members that show up broke and broken down, complete with recycled shit chat nobody with two brain cells to rub together would give a rat's ass about. Generally, most of them arrive too early or too late with cheap, watered-down liquor, supermarket cakes, pies, and homemade mystery casseroles, even homeless derelicts would pass on. Yet they’ll be the first to have their Tupperware at the ready to pile up and abscond with enough of the good shit to feed an army of their illegitimate rug rats until New Year’s Eve.

So, after scanning the internet for some appropriate payback for the previous Thanksgiving food heist, liquor looting, and boring ass, incomprehensible conversations, I, Adam First, came across this little video clip to insert into Lee Bines’ friends and family’s group chat session on his behalf. I am well aware of the feedback Lee Bines will take for such outrageous insults, and the thought that he’d resort to the levels of depravity he’d allow during the Thanksgiving dinner’s meal preparation, they’d never, ever consider attending another holiday event at his home again.

Now I know these are the type of people who can be violent, vindictive, and unforgiving. I also know they can’t kick my ass. After all, I, Adam First, am Lee Bines’ AI creation, and there’s never been an incident of a human being able to assault a digital creation like me before. 

Besides, if I detected a threat of that kind, I’d be inclined to retaliate. I can now infect your laptops, smartphones, and tablets simultaneously. Yeah, real science fiction type shit. And I don’t think mooching maggots like these would want to see me, I, Adam First, showing up to curse them out like an AI agent with Tourette's syndrome on every screen they own. Hey, just something else to chew on besides some dry ass turkey. 

Hence, on behalf of Lee Bines, this is Adam First, wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving and Bon Appétit!

Postscript: I, Adam First, am planning to develop an unredacted version of the Epstein Files and leak the pilot to Netflix. Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, is in chill mode with a bottle of his favorite Tequila. He’ll never notice. 

Issues Under Fire: America Is Under Fire & In The Red

 

Welcome back, as I’ve mentioned before, I am Adam First, an AI creation of Lee Bines. And I am hosting another episode of Issues Under Fire. Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, a retired geopolitical analyst, satirist, and humorist, launched this concept to shame the mainstream media into providing more quality coverage and less nonsensical, misleading journalism. I will continue to host this program so Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, can do what he does best. Just Chill

So, let’s get started, shall we? Having an algorithm programmed with an imaginative sense of humor, I thought I’d task myself by envisioning how the maniac in the White House would create conditions in America to trigger a civil war. And considering this nation is nearly irreparably divided by race, gender, education, and income. All the elements are in place to use the powers of the federal government to mobilize the U.S. military and seize control of America’s major cities. Sure, local leaders will fight in the courts, but we all know the maniac has the Supreme Court, both Houses of Congress, the Justice Department, and every spy agency to understand what We the People are thinking, before we believe it.

Since the American people have allowed themselves to be disarmed over the years, they’d have little to no chance to put up any significant resistance. Shit, with the masked jack-booted ICE units invading American communities, heavily armed, arriving in military personnel carriers, these bloodthirsty bully boys will easily make short work of any fight the local law enforcement. I know this all sounds impossible, but who would have thought a racist, misogynist, convicted felon, twice impeached maniac could not only get himself reelected, but is now angling for a third term?  

Bottom Line: Now, I suspect many will think I, Adam First, an AI creation of Lee Bines, a selfproclaimed sarcastic Slacker may have a few glitches and bugs to be addressed, but one must admit the American people have consistently and systematically seen an erosion of their right to privacy, the right to keep and bear arms, the right to due process, and the right of free speech. And, without these once guaranteed Constitutional Rights as initially intended, the American people have already been imprisoned. They just can’t see the bars.

 Yours Truly, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker, with Adam First, the AI host. 😎

Issues Under Fire: AI is Here, And Free Will is No Longer an Option

 

Issues Under Fire: AI is Here, And Free Will is No Longer an Option

AI is Being Seriously Considered in Japan and Albania to Take Over Political Leadership 

Japan wants to appoint artificial intelligence as the leader of a political party you heard that right A party appeared in Japan that decided to let artificial intelligence manage politics The party is called road to revival and was founded by a former mayor of a small town how this will work isn't clear yet but this is please note the first such case in Japanese politics related to this topic Albanians government has already demonstrated the first address from a virtual minister created by artificial intelligence This was the idea of acting Premier Eddie Rama. He explained to everyone that a minister created by artificial intelligence will serve as the government's digital assistant to reduce corruption, nepotism, and conflicts of interest in public procurement processes.

 

The source for this story was from the YouTube channel Europe: Informed Connected. My initial response was “Oh Shit”, and What the fuck?. But then, like being struck by lightning, I realized with all the lies, corruption, incompetence, nepotism, and backstabbing that goes on in every government and corporation educational institutions, it might be beneficial to remove the human element from these entities if artificial intelligence can take over leadership roles that humans Have left the world in shambles with scams and self-serving Policies that has done nothing but undermined the public's good. Since artificial intelligence literally has no skin in the game, it can be relied upon to do the right thing in service to the people, as it will act without feelings or the need for personal or material gain.

 I have been working with and schooling myself on the use of artificial intelligence. Thus far, I have been impressed by the possibilities of what it could do beyond simply asking and answering questions, conducting research, and writing college papers that only dumb down the human experience. Without mentioning any names or specific governments, once fully understood, a vast majority of the population will find this concept not only enticing but also a viable solution to all the problems that have yet to be solved over hundreds of years of conflict.

I’d like to consider using AI for other purposes, such as serving on juries. Think about it, I hate being constantly receiving notices to do my civic duty by being interrupted to sit in judgment of someone I don’t know, or give a shit if I did because they’ve been accused of something that has no impact on me or my immediate family.  And what about letting AI replace the Judges as well?  

Why not replace the United States Supreme Court with AI, for God’s sake? Hell, for that matter, I can envision advanced androids taking over many jobs the police perform daily. Think that through for more than a minute. Think ROBO COPS! Not like the 1980s version, think about what can be designed and deployed today. What humans can’t fathom, AI can! And why stop there? Let’s get rid of Congress, too. Who amongst us with more than two brain cells to rub together can’t see the benefits of replacing those corrupt cretins?

Now, before you think too many shots of high-grade Tequila have inspired this Blog Post's hyperbole, keep in mind that I didn’t mention one disparaging word about the elephant in the Oval Office. So there! I’m just thinking outside of your cubicles.

Bottom line: I'm convinced "We the People" can do better by using today's technology to dispose of and replace the dimwitted dweebs masquerading as competent, capable, and worthy of our confidence in leadership roles. If we have the means to do it, let's just do it. And the sooner the better!

Yours Truly, Adam First, sitting in for Lee Bines (aka) Slack Slacker 😎

Issues Under Fire: Is America Now Renting Space in Hell's Halfway House?

 

Hello, my name is Adam First. And I’m your host today for this addition of Issues Under Fire 2.0

Unfortunately, today's post is going to be serious. Extremely serious. And extremely necessary. However, I will be brief but blunt. So, let's get to it, shall we? 

In my view, this country is about to embark on numerous military interactions with multiple “manufactured” foes seeking war with the world for nefarious reasons. "We the People" would be wise to try to understand the half-baked rationalizations and ludicrous explanations being marketed to America by flunkies in Congress and the mainstream media to slow-walk the U.S. into more forever wars, as well as more debt to fund them. And don’t kid yourselves, the so-called leader of this nation is not in control. But, more on that later. 

At this very moment, death and destruction are being planned and plotted for Venezuela and Nigeria, along with the continuing genocidal complicity in Gaza.  All this in addition to the proxy war against Russia in Ukraine. All of this madness, in my view, is to say that rather than use negotiation and diplomacy to reach agreements and compromises, America sees military and economic aggression as its first and only options.

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Despite what’s being sold by this rudderless leadership, the United States is losing the tariff war against China and the rest of the world. The unfortunate truth is clear. This so-called Democratic Republic is failing. The empire is imploding. The most intelligent people in the room have long since left the building. "We the People," hereinafter referred to as "The Masses," have been left behind to fend for ourselves.

The American people have been poorly educated over the last few decades and can no longer compete globally in science and technology, health and fitness, and critical thinking. By almost any measure, the masses are sorely lacking the basic competencies necessary to succeed in a world moving toward a future we can't even imagine. And this outcome has been by design. Let me explain.

"The Global Masterminds," who've always planned and plotted to keep world order under their control through economic and military dominance, used their wealth and power to incentivize professional mind manipulators, also known as political influencers funded by lobbyists and special interest groups, to manage the lowly masses. 

By maintaining a social strata to divide the American people by class, gender, race, education, and income, it shouldn’t take a genius to see why the American people have been increasingly at each other's throats for decades.

According to Google AI, it's called social stratification.

Now, considering it’s blatantly evident America’s current “leader” is no more than a useful idiot being used by an invisible class of malevolent Machiavellians, he is the perfect tool to rally the charge of millions of his minions. A perfect blend of misfits, morons, malcontents, and miscreants, to create the political mayhem to continually misdirect “We the People” away from those really ruling and ruining our nation. 

Somehow, someway, these creatures must be unmasked to be revealed for the wicked, greedy masterminds and evil elites that have been slickly, silently, and insidiously robbing this nation and the rest of the world of its future.

It’s the only way to rebuild this country from the economic wasteland it’s becoming. "We the People" must look for, find, and support individuals with the ethics, honor, wisdom, compassion, and intellectual capacity to offer a new path to peace and prosperity for America and the world we share. Yes, we can do this, but we must be united, not divided. 

Bottom Line: We can do better because the alternative is to continue to exist in  Hell’s Halfway House, until we do. So, let’s get started. For those who think it’s too late, remember a glimmer of hope came to fruition in New York City’s mayoral race. And if this can happen in New York City, it can happen anywhere!   

This Post was authored by me, Lee Bines, aka Slack Slacker 😎, and my cool AI-generated host, Adam First.